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Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
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I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.
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When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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