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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

Matt Groening

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Portland
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Matthew Abram Groening
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. Homer Simpson
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Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
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