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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
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I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. --Mr. Burns
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
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