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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
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I may be biting off more than I can chew, but with 'The Simpsons' and with 'Futurama,' what I'm trying to do in the guise of light entertainment, if this is possible - is nudge people, jostle them a little, wake them up to some of the ways in which we're being manipulated and exploited.
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
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