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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Matt Groening

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Matt Groening
Age: 54
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Portland
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Matthew Abram Groening
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Tundra
Fear
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Come
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Love
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Ice
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Pinning

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