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... friends are such a mixed blessing.

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MaryJanice Davidson
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: August 1
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Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.
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Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude Eric Sinclair to Betsy
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All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting until you get an offer. Then you can be crazy, with a paycheck.
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I've got a folder full of rejection slips that I keep. Know why? Because those same editors are now calling my agent hoping I'll write a book or novella for them. Things change. A rejection slip today might mean a frantic call to your agent in six months.
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The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy nuts or PMS nuts. I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend nuts.
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We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.
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You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.
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Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.
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Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.
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I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.
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I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.
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Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the idignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as— Put that thing down, I said impatiently. I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca.
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There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.
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Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?
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Zombieland reference, Jon said, nodding. How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference! I looked at laura. I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago. Uh...Betsy... Don't say it. You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.
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Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?
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Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening. I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim.
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She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.
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