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Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.
MaryJanice Davidson
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MaryJanice Davidson
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: August 1
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All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep submitting until you get an offer. Then you can be crazy, with a paycheck.
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It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks.
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I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.
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It's nice to see you again, Laura. Thank you, Mrs. T- No, no, no. Please, my name is- Mud, I suggested. Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short. ~Laura, Antonia, Betsy
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We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.
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There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.
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You have attained maturity display it for us, if you please.
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They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.
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Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening. I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim.
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I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.
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Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude Eric Sinclair to Betsy
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I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.
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Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?
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... friends are such a mixed blessing.
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Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the idignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as— Put that thing down, I said impatiently. I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca.
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The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy nuts or PMS nuts. I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend nuts.
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Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting
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I've got a folder full of rejection slips that I keep. Know why? Because those same editors are now calling my agent hoping I'll write a book or novella for them. Things change. A rejection slip today might mean a frantic call to your agent in six months.
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I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.
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