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I sometimes think I prefer suitors in books rather than right in front of me. How awful, backward, cowardly, and mentally warped that will be if it turns out to be true.

Mary Ann Shaffer

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Mary Ann Shaffer
Age: 73 †
Born: 1934
Born: December 13
Died: 2008
Died: February 16
Librarian
Novelist
Writer
Martinsburg
West Virginia
Thinking
Books
Warped
Turns
Cowardly
Rather
Backward
True
Mentally
Book
Prefer
Right
Awful
Sometimes
Fronts
Think
Front
Suitors

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