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I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
Marty Feldman
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Marty Feldman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1934
Born: July 8
Died: 1982
Died: December 2
Actor
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Film Director
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London
England
Martin Feldman
Martin Alan Feldman
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