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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Marty Feldman

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Marty Feldman
Age: 48 †
Born: 1934
Born: July 8
Died: 1982
Died: December 2
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Poet
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
London
England
Martin Feldman
Martin Alan Feldman
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