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Do right and you will be conspicuous.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens
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Samuel Clemens
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This autobiography of mine is a mirror, and I am looking at myself in it all the time. Incidentally I notice the people that pass along at my back - I get glimpses of them in the mirror - and whenever they say or do anything that can help advertise me and flatter me and raise me in my own estimation, I set these things down in my autobiography.
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The truth hurts, but silence kills.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
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If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.
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It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.
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