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Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble.
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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
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