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Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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Eternal rest sounds comforting in the pulpit well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands.
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In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.
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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface
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A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.
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Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?
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We must put up with clothes as they are they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us to advertise what we wear them to conceal.
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We take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things.
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He gossips habitually he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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The kingly office is entitled to no respect. It was originally procured by the highwayman's methods. It remains a perpetuated crime, can never be anything but the symbol of a crime. It is no more entitled to respect than is the flag of a pirate.
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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.
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Bridgeport? Said I. Camelot, Said he.
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I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.
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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!
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The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal
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