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Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
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Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.
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for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.
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Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.
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Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!
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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!
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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.
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A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.
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When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.
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A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificiant by and by. The Alps and the glaciers together are able to take every bit of conceit out of a man and reduce his self-importance to zero if he will only remain within the influence of their sublime presence long enough to give it a fair and reasonable chance to do its work.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
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Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion, opaque perception, dense and pitiful chuckle headedness - and an almost pathetic unconsciousness of it all, that is what I was at nineteen and twenty.
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