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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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More quotes by Mark Twain
The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.
Mark Twain
Don't just sit there and worry. Be proactive. Do something - anything - about what's worrying you so you can gain information, focus and control over the situation. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.
Mark Twain
Be good and you will be lonely.
Mark Twain
Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!
Mark Twain
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
Mark Twain
The frankest and freest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter the writer gets his limitless freedom of statement and expression from his sense that no stranger is going to see what he is writing.
Mark Twain
I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the # telephone .
Mark Twain
You can't make a life over. Society wouldn't let you if you would.
Mark Twain
Happiness ain't a thing in itself -it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so, as soon as the novelty is over and the force of the contrast dulled, it ain't happiness any longer, and you have to get something fresh.
Mark Twain
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Mark Twain
The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.
Mark Twain
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Mark Twain
Experience of life (not of books) is the only capital usable in such a book as you have attempted one can make no judicious use of this capital while it is new.
Mark Twain
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Mark Twain
Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.
Mark Twain
A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.
Mark Twain
There has never been a Protestant boy nor a Protestant girl whose mind the Bible has not soiled.
Mark Twain
Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.
Mark Twain
There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.
Mark Twain
The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.
Mark Twain
