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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.
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By common consent of all the nations and all the ages the most valuable thing in this world is the homage of men, whether deserved or undeserved.
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I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.
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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.
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The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.
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Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.
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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.
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In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination
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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.
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There isn't any way to libel the human race.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?
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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
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The convention missionaries call modesty has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anybody's whim - anybody's diseased caprice.
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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!
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One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.
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What a lumbering poor vehicle prose is for the conveying of a great thought! ... Prose wanders around with a lantern & laboriously schedules & verifies the details & particulars of a valley & its frame of crags & peaks, then Poetry comes, & lays bare the whole landscape with a single splendid flash.
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