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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.
Mark Twain
To forget pain is to be painless to forget care is to be rid of it to go abroad is to accomplish both.
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There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.
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There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.
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I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.
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Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.
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Sometimes people do get hurt
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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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Not a single right is indestructible: a new might can at any time abolish it, hence, man possesses not a single permanent right. God is Might (and He is shifty, malicious, and uncertain).
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Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.
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Names are not always what they seem.
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Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.
Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.
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I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.
Mark Twain
But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.
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