Quote

Let your joy be unconfined!

Mark Twain

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
Aphorist
Author
Autobiographer
Humorist
Journalist
Novelist
Opinion Journalist
Prosaist
Science Fiction Writer
Teacher
Florida
Missouri
Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Samuel L. Clemens
Samuel Clemens
Unconfined
Joy

More quotes by Mark Twain

Image
I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry.
Mark Twain
Image
Don't dream your life, but live your dream
Mark Twain
Image
The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.
Mark Twain
Image
Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.
Mark Twain
Image
When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.
Mark Twain
Image
Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.
Mark Twain
Image
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
Mark Twain
Image
Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange for tastes are made, not born. I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijan would sigh and say, 'Where's your missionary?'
Mark Twain
Image
The peoples furthest from civilization are the ones where equality between man and woman are furthest apart-and we consider this one of the signs of savagery.
Mark Twain
Image
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Mark Twain
Image
Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.
Mark Twain
Image
Start it at no particular time of your life wander at your free will all over your life talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.
Mark Twain
Image
The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.
Mark Twain
Image
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Mark Twain
Image
Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief.
Mark Twain
Image
The proverb says, Born lucky, always lucky, and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.
Mark Twain
Image
The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.
Mark Twain
Image
Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.
Mark Twain
Image
That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.
Mark Twain
Image
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
Mark Twain