Quote

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

Mark Twain

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
Aphorist
Author
Autobiographer
Humorist
Journalist
Novelist
Opinion Journalist
Prosaist
Science Fiction Writer
Teacher
Florida
Missouri
Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Samuel L. Clemens
Samuel Clemens
Stomach
Funny
Way
Chins
Sarcastic
Double

More quotes by Mark Twain

Image
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain
Image
We can't always have the beautiful aspect of things. Let us make the most of our sights that are beautiful and let the others go
Mark Twain
Image
It is your human environment that makes climate
Mark Twain
Image
It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.
Mark Twain
Image
Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.
Mark Twain
Image
Let us guess that whenever we read a sentence & like it, we unconsciously store it away in our model-chamber & it goes, with the myriad of its fellows, to the building, brick by brick, of the eventual edifice which we call our style.
Mark Twain
Image
Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.
Mark Twain
Image
Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
Mark Twain
Image
I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.
Mark Twain
Image
Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.
Mark Twain
Image
You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.
Mark Twain
Image
There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
Mark Twain
Image
No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.
Mark Twain
Image
Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.
Mark Twain
Image
Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.
Mark Twain
Image
The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.
Mark Twain
Image
If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!
Mark Twain
Image
Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.
Mark Twain
Image
A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.
Mark Twain
Image
A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.
Mark Twain