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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
Aphorist
Author
Autobiographer
Humorist
Journalist
Novelist
Opinion Journalist
Prosaist
Science Fiction Writer
Teacher
Florida
Missouri
Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Samuel L. Clemens
Samuel Clemens
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Italy
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Travel
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Humor
Funny
Made
Michelangelo

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Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
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The Mississippi River will always have its own way no engineering skill can persuade it to do otherwise.
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Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth
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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.
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You cannot have all chiefs you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. We are all alike, on the inside.
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On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.
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Constellations have always been troublesome things to name. If you give one of them a fanciful name, it will always refuse to live up to it it will always persist in not resembling the thing it has been named for.
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There is no other life life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.
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Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.
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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.
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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
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It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion.
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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.
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There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.
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Braveness is resistance to concern, mastery of panic - not absense of anxiety.
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
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I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.
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A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.
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America cannot have an empire abroad and a Republic at home.
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