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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Age: 74 †
Born: 1835
Born: November 30
Died: 1910
Died: April 21
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When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
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All large political doctrines are rich in difficult problems - problems that are quite above the average citizen's reach. And that is not strange, since they are also above the reach of the ablest minds in the country after all the fuss and all the talk, not one of those doctrines has been conclusively proven to be the right one and the best.
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The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
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The low level which commercial morality has reached in America is deplorable. We have humble God fearing Christian men among us who will stoop to do things for a million dollars that they ought not to be willing to do for less than 2 millions.
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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.
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