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I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

Mark Rippetoe

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Mark Rippetoe
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: February 12
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Powerlifter
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Squat
Idiots
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Ten
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Start training yourself. You don't have to have been an elite lifter to be a good coach - I sure as hell wasn't. But you have to at least have been under the bar enough to know why wedon't look up at the bleeding ceiling when we squat!
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There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.
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The full squat is a perfectly natural position for the leg to occupy. That's why there is a joint in the middle of it, and why humans have been occupying this position, both unloaded and loaded, for millions of years. Much longer, in fact, than quasi-intellect ual morons have been telling us that it's 'bad' for the knees.
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If you insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.
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There is no substitute for milk. Sorry.
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The deadlift also serves as a way to train the mind to do things that are hard.
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But a hot gym is where most of us have trained before. Learn to deal with it: more water, more minerals, bigger balls.
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A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a hamster.
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The BEST training program in the entire world will be a DISMAL FAILURE if people fail to hold up their end of the deal. The success of ANY training program is ultimately the trainee's responsibility.
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History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.
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If you are so inflamed that you can't train, and ibuprofen and fish oil help with inflammation, maybe you'd better take the ibuprofen and fish oil.
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The full-range-of-m otion exercise known as the squat is the single most useful exercise in the weight room, and our most valuable tool for building strength, power, and size.
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Your ideal body weight as an ectomorph at 6' 0 will be 214.378 lbs. There. Happy? And if you lose or gain a pound, I will have you killed. It is important to be ideal.
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Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.
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You don’t get to mis-define a thing, and then on the basis of that mis-definition, say that that thing is bad … it’s incumbent upon you, if you’re going to make a criticism of something, that you actually have at your command a working definition of the thing you're criticizing
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I recommend against a wooden squat rack, for much the same reason that I recommend against a wooden car.
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Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling.
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Bodybuilding is men on a stage in their underwear wearing brown paint showing other men their muscles. It is training for appearance only, and at the contest level requires a degree of vanity, narcissism, and self-absorption that I find distasteful and odd
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If a program of physical activity isn't designed to get you stronger or faster or better conditioned by producing a specific stress to which a specific desirable adaptation can occur, you don't get to call it training. It's just exercise.
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The Olympic Snatch is gymnastics with a bar
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