I do one sit up a day. I get up in the morning, that's the first half. I lay down at night, that's the second half.

The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.

I think the Pentecostals have done a great thing for the Kingdom of God. I think Baptists have done a great thing, oh, Protestants, I should say, have done a great thing for the Kingdom of God, so whenever Satan tries to divide, it's just really God multiplying.

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.

Our preachers weren't always right, but they were never in doubt.

Love the sinner, hate the sin? How about: Love the sinner, hate your own sin! I don't have time to hate your sin. There are too many of you! Hating my sin is a full-time job. How about you hate your sin, I'll hate my sin and let's just love each other!

The self-righteous have their fig leaves so tightly bound that they have forgotten the seeping wounds beneath the foliage.

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.