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There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.

Mark Hoppus

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Mark Hoppus
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 15
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
Singer
Songwriter
Ridgecrest
California
Mark Allan Hoppus
Markus Allan Hoppus
Jack Hoppus
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Wiener
Flopping
Laughable
Dude
Awkward
Naked
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If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
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I did mostly good things, except light things on fire.
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