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There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.

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Mark Hoppus
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 15
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
Singer
Songwriter
Ridgecrest
California
Mark Allan Hoppus
Markus Allan Hoppus
Jack Hoppus
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Laughable
Dude
Awkward
Naked
Nothing
Wiener
Flopping

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If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
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No matter what, I think people are trying to better themselves, or to better their situation, or to find something new and exciting.
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We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.
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Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.
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I did mostly good things, except light things on fire.
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I dated the same girl all through high school.
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