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There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.
Mark Hoppus
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Mark Hoppus
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 15
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
Singer
Songwriter
Ridgecrest
California
Mark Allan Hoppus
Markus Allan Hoppus
Jack Hoppus
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Flopping
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Naked
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A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.
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It's hard to cover for someone who's disrespectful and ungrateful...To say, 'I didn't quit the band' is just not true. It's disingenuous.
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A real punk is punk on the inside.
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Make yourself do something stupid so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad
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We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.
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Being a producer is a very different experience than writing my own songs.
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Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.
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Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.
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And anyone that calls me a sell-out is just jealous.
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I don't have a problem being on 'MTV,' and I don't have a problem being on the radio. I actually like it. So there. And anyone that calls me a sell out is just jealous.
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Everything in high school seems like the most important thing that's ever happened in your life. It's not. You'll get out of high school and you never see those people again. All the people who torment and press you won't make a difference in your life in the long haul.
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No matter what, I think people are trying to better themselves, or to better their situation, or to find something new and exciting.
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I believe that artists should be paid for their creativity. There's no other industry where people can come in and take what you create for free and give it away for free and that's acceptable.
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
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I live to play music, and hang out with my wife and kid, and hang out with my friends, and discover the world. Read books, watch movies, see art, see the world, meet new people.
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I did mostly good things, except light things on fire.
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I've learned some of the greatest life lessons from growing up in the skate and punk rock communities.
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I like that about human nature, that people are always striving to do better, and find something new.
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Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.
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Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, the Battle of the Ardennes, the Battle of the Bulge, and liberated concentration camps at the end of the war.
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