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There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.
Mark Hoppus
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Mark Hoppus
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: March 15
Guitarist
Musician
Record Producer
Singer
Songwriter
Ridgecrest
California
Mark Allan Hoppus
Markus Allan Hoppus
Jack Hoppus
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Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.
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I dated the same girl all through high school.
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During the downtime on tour, I simply walk from room to room, staring into my computer.
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I live to play music, and hang out with my wife and kid, and hang out with my friends, and discover the world. Read books, watch movies, see art, see the world, meet new people.
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I don't want to spend a month and a half in a studio with music I don't like, and fortunately I don't have to.
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I grew up the biggest fan of the Cure. Knew every lyric, had every album, B-side, single, poster, everything. Then cut to fifteen years later, and we're working on songs together. Ridiculous.
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Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
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California to me as a concept or as an idea always seems like endless optimism and endless opportunity - when people think of California they think of palm trees and blue skies and gorgeous sunsets and beaches and everything else.
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I just want everyone out there to know that I'm super-awesome and a great guy and really cool to talk to and that I appreciate all the support.
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Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.
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If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
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