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The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.
Maria Bamford
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Maria Bamford
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 3
Comedian
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Port Hueneme
California
Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford
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