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Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.

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Maria Bamford
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Port Hueneme
California
Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford
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Vat
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Dipped
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Dough
Rising
Bread
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