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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

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Margaret Cho
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
Fashion Designer
Film Actor
Musician
Television Actor
Voice Actor
San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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Jo Moran
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