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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
Margaret Cho
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Margaret Cho
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
Fashion Designer
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San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff.
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I am star-struck but also I've known a lot of people for a long time. Like I'm super star-struck by Grant Lee Phillips and Jon Brion but I've known them for 17 years. So it's kinda like weird to be star-struck still, but I still am!
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Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
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Im not a mom, but I think the word mother is about wisdom.
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It's always considered bad taste to comment on a tragedy right when it's happening, but I love when something is considered too soon to talk about because then you can blast past that social censorship to get into something real.
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I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity.
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My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.
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If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.
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Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.
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Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?
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I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.
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I was lucky. I always had really great friends in my personal life, people always just knew who I was. It wasn't until I was in show business where that sort of changed or shifted at first. I have always had a great support network. I have had a lot of really wonderful, close friends.
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All the songs on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are the encapsulation of heterosexual love. I have different records for gay sex.
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I am a big Ellen fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.
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It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be public about it. It's not okay to be photographed with your partner.
Margaret Cho
I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?
Margaret Cho
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what we have learned. To teach what we know, and shorten the journey for those who will come after us.
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