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If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

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Margaret Cho
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
Fashion Designer
Film Actor
Musician
Television Actor
Voice Actor
San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking.
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To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!
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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
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I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.
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I think comedy is an angry art form it's an outsider art form.
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