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For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!

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Margaret Cho
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
Fashion Designer
Film Actor
Musician
Television Actor
Voice Actor
San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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Jo Moran
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