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For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!
Margaret Cho
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Margaret Cho
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
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Voice Actor
San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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Jo Moran
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