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I knew I was crazy because I was watching Jesus Christ Superstar and the part where Jesus carries the cross up the mountain, I actually said to myself, Wow! That must be a really good workout! Yeah, because you're doing arms and cardio!

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Margaret Cho
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
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San Francisco County
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