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It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you run and get you where you want to go. I have not just thigh peace but thigh happiness, and it begins with thigh gratitude.
Margaret Cho
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Margaret Cho
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
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San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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Jo Moran
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