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The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.
Margaret Cho
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Margaret Cho
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
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San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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