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My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
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Margaret Cho
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: December 5
Comedian
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San Francisco County
California
Margaret Moran Cho
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Now on Facebook I have all these 'friends' who used to bully me, and they're like, 'We're so proud! We love you!' They come to shows and want to take a picture, and they're like, 'Don't you remember us?' And I'm like, 'I'm sorry, I don't.' And I feel bad, but I feel good.
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I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.
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