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I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.
Marcus Brigstocke
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Marcus Brigstocke
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 8
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Guildford
Surrey
UK
Marcus Alexander Brigstocke
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