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No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.
Marcus Brigstocke
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Marcus Brigstocke
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 8
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Guildford
Surrey
UK
Marcus Alexander Brigstocke
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Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
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I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.
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I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.
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I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.
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I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.
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I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.
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I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.
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I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing.
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I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.
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