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All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is offer your life at any given point in time to whatever situation you're in.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
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Marcus David Maron
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.
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I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine it's just me and my producer and business partner, so it's our business.
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I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.
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Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, No you can't.
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Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark - around my issues and my philosophy of life.
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Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They make things in other countries, and they're like, 'Send it to America they'll eat it.'
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I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like, 'What if I forget my jokes? What if I can't pull it together? This is going to be a fking disaster!'
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What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with notebooks, writing things down. Usually they're fairly sensitive. Usually they're very bright. And that makes them poets.
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In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.
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Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
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I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
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In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.
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Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
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