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All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is offer your life at any given point in time to whatever situation you're in.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
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Jersey City
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Marcus David Maron
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a smoker, you're an example to other people. You're an exhibit at a futuristic zoo.
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
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The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
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I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
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For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
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The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have with you - they could be just sitting there, chuckling and listening... there's nothing like that.
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I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.
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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
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I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.
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I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been about fifteen. It was one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. I'd never laughed that much.
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
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Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
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You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
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I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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