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I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I'm just looking for authentic engagement of some kind, and usually, after an hour or more, you get that. Some people talk at you. Some people just want to answer questions, but a lot of times, all of a sudden you drift away, and you don't remember you're on the mic, and you're in something real.
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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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Hopefully standup will become special again.
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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
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You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
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It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By we I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: Would someone please acknowledge me?
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How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.
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You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
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When you're a kid, you always feel you have this weird kindred-spirit thing with other Jews, until you get older and you realize it's just middle-class bourgeois Jews that sort of fit a template that your family fits into one way or another.
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Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
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I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting.
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What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with notebooks, writing things down. Usually they're fairly sensitive. Usually they're very bright. And that makes them poets.
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.
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For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
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There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.
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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
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I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.
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