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I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
Radio Personality
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting.
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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
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You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
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I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
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It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By we I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: Would someone please acknowledge me?
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
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The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show they know a lot about me.
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I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.
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How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.
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I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.
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You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
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Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
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Hopefully standup will become special again.
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Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone in particular on the air - I just found that my brain became very free to engage in a sort of stream-of-consciousness style of doing what I do.
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My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.
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