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They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
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Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.
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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
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In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.
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I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else, or when you engage in something you're passionate about, you're sort of out of your own head.
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I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.
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I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine it's just me and my producer and business partner, so it's our business.
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I'm weird I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.
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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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Hopefully standup will become special again.
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How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
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I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like, 'What if I forget my jokes? What if I can't pull it together? This is going to be a fking disaster!'
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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
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I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
Marc Maron
