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They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the country, and two of them would have puppets.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
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Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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