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How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.
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I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.
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We live in an age where people are like, I'd love to catch up. Maybe text me later? But don't call because I don't really listen to my messages. But if you text me... We've displaced interaction into sound bites and untethered phrases and sentences that come up on the phone as Twitter feed.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, No you can't.
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
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I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.
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My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.
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I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics.
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Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
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