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I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like, 'What if I forget my jokes? What if I can't pull it together? This is going to be a fking disaster!'

Marc Maron

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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Jersey City
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Marcus David Maron
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
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It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston, San Francisco, and Los Angeles - there's very few people I haven't run into.
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I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else, or when you engage in something you're passionate about, you're sort of out of your own head.
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You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
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Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They make things in other countries, and they're like, 'Send it to America they'll eat it.'
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How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.
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Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.
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As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!'
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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
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I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
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I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.
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Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
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I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.
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My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.
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