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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
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Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.
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Hopefully standup will become special again.
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You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
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The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
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I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
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Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
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I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
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Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be heralded as geniuses and become huge. Of course, all of you think that one describes you...hence the delusion necessary to push on.
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
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The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
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I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.
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Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh.
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.
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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
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What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with notebooks, writing things down. Usually they're fairly sensitive. Usually they're very bright. And that makes them poets.
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I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.
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