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I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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