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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.

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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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Dogs
Handle
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House
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I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.
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That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize that you're not immortal and you've got to take care of yourself. And then laugh it off and fly away.
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I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.
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The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
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In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
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I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.
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All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is offer your life at any given point in time to whatever situation you're in.
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston, San Francisco, and Los Angeles - there's very few people I haven't run into.
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It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By we I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: Would someone please acknowledge me?
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The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have with you - they could be just sitting there, chuckling and listening... there's nothing like that.
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As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
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You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
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Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark - around my issues and my philosophy of life.
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I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
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