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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
Podcaster
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.
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My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.
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Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.
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You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
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Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
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There are a lot of things that I'm allowing myself to be, but it's a conscious effort to experience contentment for me. My brain doesn't do that naturally. I'm very overwhelmed all of the time.
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It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By we I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: Would someone please acknowledge me?
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What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with notebooks, writing things down. Usually they're fairly sensitive. Usually they're very bright. And that makes them poets.
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
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Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.
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I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
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I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.
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Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!'
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I'm weird I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.
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Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone in particular on the air - I just found that my brain became very free to engage in a sort of stream-of-consciousness style of doing what I do.
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How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.
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