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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
Marc Maron
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Marc Maron
Age: 60
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
Marc Maron
There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
Marc Maron
I was married once before, and I stopped.
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I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been about fifteen. It was one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. I'd never laughed that much.
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I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.
Marc Maron
Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone in particular on the air - I just found that my brain became very free to engage in a sort of stream-of-consciousness style of doing what I do.
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In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
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You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.
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That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize that you're not immortal and you've got to take care of yourself. And then laugh it off and fly away.
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The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
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I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing.
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One thing I'm grateful for, and also surprised and excited about, is that I have a place in the community of comics now. In a real way. And I honor that. A lot of what I do is in support of the community and bringing new talent - talking to people that people don't know. And defining us as a community.
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I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting.
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There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.
Marc Maron
What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with notebooks, writing things down. Usually they're fairly sensitive. Usually they're very bright. And that makes them poets.
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For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
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Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
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