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Marc Maron
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: September 27
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Producer
Jersey City
New Jersey
Marcus David Maron
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is offer your life at any given point in time to whatever situation you're in.
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It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By we I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: Would someone please acknowledge me?
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I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly excited about the day where I can't find the book, and I get to say, 'Where the hell is my anger management book?!'
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It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston, San Francisco, and Los Angeles - there's very few people I haven't run into.
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I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.
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As I became very conscious and more aware of things I got very into the beatniks and that kind of stuff. They were very important to me for a few years.
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I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection.
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Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, No you can't.
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I'm weird I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.
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There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity.
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You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black kernels that don’t pop. You know why they don’t pop? Because they have integrity.
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Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
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The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
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The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
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I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could.
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
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You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.
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Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
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What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with notebooks, writing things down. Usually they're fairly sensitive. Usually they're very bright. And that makes them poets.
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